Archive for June, 2005
The Prince of Plop
Tuesday, June 14th, 2005Are we now to assume that it is acceptable for strange middle-aged men to sleep with our children and provide them with alcohol and pornography? Following yesterday’s unsettling verdict in California, a person may be excused for thinking that America has fallen further from the tree of sanity. However, before you weirdoes book your trips […]
Where Is Ross Perot?
Monday, June 6th, 2005President Bush, in his never ending quest to unite the struggling small farmer in Alabama and the unemployed textile worker in Pennsylvania with the poverty-stricken of the hemisphere, has decided that NAFTA was such a swimming success that we should now help those further south. Caesar’s new baby is known as the Central American Free […]
